{"product_id":"copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-2","title":"3Y3 C U His-story Bottle, 22oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3Y3 C U His-story — 22oz Water Bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe bait has always been the same. Only the cheese changes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA mousetrap. Labeled HISTORY. Stamped with 3Y3 C U like a warning you were never supposed to read in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHis-story. Not yours. Not theirs. The version written by whoever won and needed you to believe they deserved to. The trap is baited with facts that are really just selected facts, dates that are really just convenient dates, heroes that are really just useful heroes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAnd the third eye sits in the center of it all with a red cross — medicated, diagnosed, sedated. The third eye doesn't need a doctor. It needs you to stop stepping in the trap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" start=\"396\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe frequency they don't teach. The eye that sees the bait before the hunger does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis bottle is for the ones who looked at the trap before reaching for the cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDrink the water. Read between the lines. 3Y3 C U.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHis-story was never your story.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 22oz (0.65 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Spill-proof design\u003cbr\u003e.: Scratch and fade resistant\u003cbr\u003e.: BPA free\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743446659142,"sku":"24462235358743433685","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743446691910,"sku":"12365755158336716580","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743446724678,"sku":"20884409843740835267","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743446757446,"sku":"21940438651962215399","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743446790214,"sku":"97698306977170112588","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble Blue \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743446822982,"sku":"60976858470753634194","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743446855750,"sku":"13949261737072662538","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/6719\/6998\/files\/14576916367104938938_2048.jpg?v=1773466301","url":"https:\/\/artisticrevoltapparel.com\/products\/copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-2","provider":"Artistic Revolt Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}