{"product_id":"copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-7","title":"Jesus and Jester Duality Bottle, 22oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJesus and Jester Duality — 22oz Water Bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou have two brains. They've only been teaching you about one.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e100 million neurons in the gut. 100 billion in the brain. The body has always been talking to the soul — most people just stopped listening somewhere between birth and their first job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe jester knows what the body knows. Instinct. Feeling. The thing in your stomach that was right before your head talked you out of it. The sage holds the knowledge that lives above the neck. Both are real. Both are you. The war between them is the oldest war there is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAs above so below. The magick sigil runs between them like a spine — the axis that connects the physical vessel to the astral body, the seen to the unseen, the gut to the cosmos. Not a metaphor. Architecture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eJesus and the jester aren't opposites. They're the same being looked at from both ends of the same column of light.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis bottle is for the ones learning to stop choosing between their body and their mind and starting to let them speak to each other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDrink the water. Trust the gut. Ascend the spine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe body was never the enemy. It was always the vessel.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 22oz (0.65 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Spill-proof design\u003cbr\u003e.: Scratch and fade resistant\u003cbr\u003e.: BPA free\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743586676806,"sku":"35809156917473598244","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743586709574,"sku":"26244781357522968069","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743586742342,"sku":"13100590560984087234","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743586775110,"sku":"10674497127753927390","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743586807878,"sku":"95942939235963591594","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble Blue \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743586840646,"sku":"30058674845072348561","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 22oz","offer_id":44743586873414,"sku":"96047238883168454970","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/6719\/6998\/files\/3783670262692862531_2048.jpg?v=1773590528","url":"https:\/\/artisticrevoltapparel.com\/products\/copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-7","provider":"Artistic Revolt Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}