{"product_id":"copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-8","title":"Scape Goat Pope Bottle, 22oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScape Goat Pope — 22oz Water Bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFaith or Fear. Pick one. They're not the same thing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe goat knows. All-seeing eye above the horns, scroll in hand, watching the shepherd herd his flock with the same staff they've always used. The congregation bows. The pine cone sits where it always has — hidden in plain sight at the Vatican, carved into staffs, painted into ceilings. The symbol of the pineal gland. The third eye. Theirs all along.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFaith or Fear. One of those is a choice. The other is a management system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe pope speaks into the microphone and the sheep move where they're pointed. The goat just watches and takes notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis bottle is for the ones who stopped moving when pointed and started asking why.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDrink the water. Open the eye. Follow nothing blindly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe shepherd needs the flock more than the flock needs the shepherd.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 22oz (0.65 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Spill-proof design\u003cbr\u003e.: Scratch and fade resistant\u003cbr\u003e.: BPA free\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729941360710,"sku":"69758987614490182324","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729941393478,"sku":"22897827063286269051","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729941426246,"sku":"26101643041609511639","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729941459014,"sku":"19876706809842223802","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729941491782,"sku":"32424411257557533719","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble Blue \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729941524550,"sku":"14754724456949867243","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729941557318,"sku":"40801374913086897693","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/6719\/6998\/files\/12934204551757309863_2048.jpg?v=1773420928","url":"https:\/\/artisticrevoltapparel.com\/products\/copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-8","provider":"Artistic Revolt Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}