{"product_id":"copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-9","title":"Catholic Ruins Bottle, 22oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCatholic Ruins — 22oz Water Bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI come not to bring peace, but a sword.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThose aren't his words. Those are His words. Matthew 10:34. The ones they skip at Sunday service between the collection plate and the parking lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHypatia knew. She was dragged through the streets for knowing. The books they burned are still in the stack the pope is sitting on — the Vedas, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Paganism, Buddhism — everything that came before and was inconvenient enough to be called heresy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eJesus is talking to Horus. The alien is taking notes. The devil wears a collar and carries a cross. The flower of life doesn't care about any of it — it was here before the institution and it'll be here after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis bottle is for the ones who read the whole book. Including the parts that didn't make the final cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAvailable in multiple colors. The red was not an accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAsk the questions they told you not to ask. Drink the water. Hold the sword.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe ruins are the evidence.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 22oz (0.65 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Spill-proof design\u003cbr\u003e.: Scratch and fade resistant\u003cbr\u003e.: BPA free\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729954697286,"sku":"24392498129605703028","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729954730054,"sku":"90143710939047404374","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729954762822,"sku":"25620469604357003092","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729954795590,"sku":"31279327837849268882","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729954828358,"sku":"37326917218543865023","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble Blue \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729954861126,"sku":"54815766698642908958","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 22oz","offer_id":44729954893894,"sku":"30509032561053893944","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/6719\/6998\/files\/4959993290201908891_2048.jpg?v=1773420618","url":"https:\/\/artisticrevoltapparel.com\/products\/copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-9","provider":"Artistic Revolt Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}