{"product_id":"laptop-sleeve-4","title":"Kill the Church Laptop Sleeve","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKill The Church Laptop Sleeve\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eT\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003ehe most subversive thing you will ever carry to class.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt looks like your grandmother's cookie tray. Christmas tree shapes. Red and green sprinkles. White frosting. The kind of image that makes you relax before you read what's written on them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eKill The Church. Save The Man. 666 bookending both rows like punctuation that was always part of the original text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe same sentence structure as Kill The Indian. Save The Man — the slogan the church used to justify erasing millions of indigenous people, their ceremonies, their languages, their sacred traditions, their entire relationship with the earth and the cosmos. The institution's own logic turned back on itself. Written in frosting. Sitting in a silver pan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis isn't an attack on faith. It's a defense of the spirit that was inside every human being long before any institution arrived to manage it for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eKill the materialism. Save that which hides in man.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOpen the laptop. Do the research. Nobody forgets what they read on those cookies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSweet enough to serve. Sharp enough to cut.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Materials: 100% polyester \u003cbr\u003e.: Plush fleece interior \u003cbr\u003e.: YKK 5 nylon zipper\u003cbr\u003e.: Black polyester back\u003cbr\u003e.: Lightweight\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: Always check the measurement table for the correct size choice\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12\"","offer_id":44748692226118,"sku":"21365908899869490917","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\"","offer_id":44748692258886,"sku":"30401114348274125276","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15\"","offer_id":44748692291654,"sku":"19134792911815685451","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/6719\/6998\/files\/14796575794031046761_2048.jpg?v=1773702086","url":"https:\/\/artisticrevoltapparel.com\/products\/laptop-sleeve-4","provider":"Artistic Revolt Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}