{"product_id":"puzzle-96-252-500-1000-piece-6","title":"Kill the Church Puzzle (252, 500, 1000-Piece)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKill The Church Puzzle\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e252, 500, and 1000-Piece\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe most subversive puzzle you'll ever put on a coffee table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eChristmas tree cookies spelling out the mirror image of the slogan the church used to erase millions of indigenous people. \u003cem\u003eKill The Indian Save The Man\u003c\/em\u003e — rewritten in frosting as \u003cem\u003eKill The Church Save The Man.\u003c\/em\u003e Same sentence structure. Same logic. The institution's own weapon turned back on itself in the sweetest possible vessel. 666 bookending both rows like punctuation that was always part of the original text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAnd now you have to assemble it piece by piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThere's something perfectly fitting about that. The cookies are already broken into pieces in the box — scattered white and silver fragments of the most loaded theological statement of the modern era waiting to be put back together by whoever was curious enough to open it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe 252-piece is deceptively simple — mostly white space and silver tray, the words emerging last. The 500 is where the frosting details reveal themselves. The 1000-piece is an exercise in sitting with discomfort long enough to see what you're actually building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLeave it assembled on the table. Watch what happens to the conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eSweet enough to serve. Sharp enough to cut.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Premium quality puzzle - 96, 252, 500 and 1000 pieces \u003cbr\u003e.: Comes in a thick and rigid mat black cardboard box \u003cbr\u003e.: Printed lid decal to match the puzzle inside\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"252 pcs","offer_id":44720619946054,"sku":"14228365526413170081","price":63.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"500 pcs","offer_id":44720619978822,"sku":"17457316119932642552","price":66.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1000 pcs","offer_id":44720620011590,"sku":"12370535670072473634","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/6719\/6998\/files\/12151289948602035368_2048.jpg?v=1773034916","url":"https:\/\/artisticrevoltapparel.com\/products\/puzzle-96-252-500-1000-piece-6","provider":"Artistic Revolt Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}