{"product_id":"unisex-hooded-blanket-27","title":"Scapegoat's Triune Transgression Hooded Blankie","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScapegoat's Triune Transgression Hooded Blankie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey told you to fear them. You wore them instead.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe front is a pantheon. Every deity they told you to choose between standing together across your chest like they've been waiting for you to stop picking sides. Isis with her ankh. Shiva blue and sovereign, hand raised in the gesture that means \u003cem\u003edo not be afraid.\u003c\/em\u003e The elder sage with his trident. The procession below — horned, staffed, winged, ancient — marching across the bottom hem like a civilization that never actually ended, just went underground and waited.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is every god that predates the god they handed you at birth. Wearing them all at once is the theological argument you've been trying to have your whole life finally settled without a single word spoken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThen you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe back is the one they really don't want you wearing. A goat — calm, direct, unblinking — centered on a stippled field with the all-seeing triangle rising between its horns. A scroll held in its hands like it's been keeping records. Patient as something that has never once been afraid of what it represents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis isn't Baphomet as shock value. This is the scapegoat staring back. The symbol they weaponized to keep you away from your own nature, your own wildness, your own knowing — sitting on your back, composed, holding the receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe hood splits fire and gold. The sleeves carry the sacred. The whole garment is a theology degree they never offered in school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTransgress beautifully.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% Polyester fleece\u003cbr\u003e.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Soft and warm\u003cbr\u003e.: Lightweight material\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":44782675787846,"sku":"22866587333609402051","price":99.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":44782675820614,"sku":"23255523362657444649","price":99.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/6719\/6998\/files\/13226734755202966509_2048.jpg?v=1774017179","url":"https:\/\/artisticrevoltapparel.com\/products\/unisex-hooded-blanket-27","provider":"Artistic Revolt Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}