{"product_id":"unisex-oversized-boxy-tee-16","title":"D. Elemental Alien Boxy Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlien Magician Boxy Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe initiation was always hiding in plain sight.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe front opens with the verse centered on the chest:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHang expectations on crosses to watch contentment resurrect. Why let hope intercept moments of chance I don't understand?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA.R.A. beneath it like a signature. Then the third eye below that — \u003cem\u003e3Y3 C U. The Third Eye Needs A DR.\u003c\/em\u003e The diagnosis sitting right at the solar plexus where the body holds everything it hasn't processed yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThen turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe full Alien Magician painting on the back. The UFO hovering between moon and sun. Eyes blooming from flower petals marked 3 and 6. Cupid mid-flight. Contentment broken apart in its heart. And at the center — the alien seated in the Magician's position, four elements in hand. Fire above. Earth below as candle. Wine as water. The joint as air. All drawn from the fool's knapsack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBeside it the alchemical jester — Selenite sword pointed at the candle, separating earth from flame. Crown marked black, white, red. Salt. Mercury. Sulphur. The full trinity of transformation earned not given.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI come not to bring peace but a sword.\u003c\/em\u003e And the sword is made of moonlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe fool and the magician were always the same act. Now it's on a tee.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)\u003cbr\u003e.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz\/yd² (170 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear-away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44351272779846,"sku":"18361251815795279403","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44351272812614,"sku":"24034324379305421478","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":44351272845382,"sku":"24369808073188676316","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ XS","offer_id":44351272878150,"sku":"29357314877767373075","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":44351272910918,"sku":"27129950865238988976","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ XS","offer_id":44351272943686,"sku":"33331296765991774082","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":44351272976454,"sku":"13139423671695368900","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44351273009222,"sku":"24738510713153958768","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":44351273041990,"sku":"30952870670253920608","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44351273074758,"sku":"12702291701169740326","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":44351273107526,"sku":"13828066469599419061","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ S","offer_id":44351273140294,"sku":"18911256371516573604","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44351273173062,"sku":"20330520496739092200","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ S","offer_id":44351273205830,"sku":"29001505485192384092","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":44351273238598,"sku":"22959806209985519058","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44351273271366,"sku":"22354956637502547000","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":44351273304134,"sku":"29926101464381113571","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44351273336902,"sku":"31064182984146843485","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":44351273369670,"sku":"30074845221210368195","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ M","offer_id":44351273402438,"sku":"25566781476362738337","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44351273435206,"sku":"14369500253721575542","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ M","offer_id":44351273467974,"sku":"20433563315564267418","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":44351273500742,"sku":"73042188868714575521","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44351273533510,"sku":"26463560220522003568","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":44351273566278,"sku":"33612200096877452650","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44351273599046,"sku":"49570411011633415831","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":44351273631814,"sku":"83714980077177613653","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ L","offer_id":44351273664582,"sku":"23661472807370729080","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44351273697350,"sku":"35464111988819955872","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ L","offer_id":44351273730118,"sku":"25454964407366974223","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":44351273762886,"sku":"10485581733028424764","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44351273795654,"sku":"33331173914800323524","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44351273828422,"sku":"67278322199709068125","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44351273861190,"sku":"33197652264725598790","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44351273893958,"sku":"33103516051328782603","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44351273926726,"sku":"17220926329272302845","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44351273959494,"sku":"21401307143255808262","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ XL","offer_id":44351273992262,"sku":"12831194923206592802","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":44351274025030,"sku":"90930472575469467786","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44351274057798,"sku":"78042806965740942223","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44351274090566,"sku":"14050478644242963870","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44351274123334,"sku":"34058152354222701841","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44351274156102,"sku":"23213663087288162526","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44351274188870,"sku":"14604856285363873466","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44351274221638,"sku":"76832813796112771055","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":44351274254406,"sku":"96914968943464975816","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":44351274287174,"sku":"14167312929136097759","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44351274319942,"sku":"27051780077020041691","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/6719\/6998\/files\/16749258820096784027_2048.jpg?v=1774454941","url":"https:\/\/artisticrevoltapparel.com\/products\/unisex-oversized-boxy-tee-16","provider":"Artistic Revolt Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}