They said he didn't exist. He said the same about them.
Bigfoot knows. He's been watching from the treeline while the UFOs do their thing overhead and the numbers keep adding up to something nobody wants to explain on the news. 396. The frequency they don't teach in schools. The math that was here before the math they gave you.
The alien isn't invading. It's remembering. The clock isn't ticking — it's hatching. Something is breaking out of the shell of everything you thought was real and it has been patient for a very long time.
This bottle is for the ones who were never fully convinced by the official story.
Available in multiple colors. The teal hits like a transmission from somewhere slightly outside your atmosphere.
Carry the frequency. Drink the water. Stay suspicious.
A.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel
They lied about Bigfoot too.
.: One size: 22oz (0.65 l) .: Spill-proof design .: Scratch and fade resistant .: BPA free
