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Zombie Jesus Bottle, 22oz

Zombie Jesus Bottle, 22oz

Regular price $48.00 USD
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Zombie Jesus — 22oz Water Bottle

Time is melting and nobody's coming to save you.

The clock drips. The figure rises from a field of mushrooms reaching toward something that already left. Every major religion's symbol sits in the lotus like they're all waiting for the same bus that's running late.

And the poem says what the painting means:

Once heard our last breaths are filled with regrets. No matter your prayers or who's heavens stairs uplift you from earthly affairs. We're all left cold and bare so best prepare.

This isn't nihilism. It's the most honest kind of love — the kind that looks you in the eye and tells you the truth so you actually do something with the time you have.

Available in multiple colors. The black hits different but the message is the same on all of them.

Carry the reminder. Drink the water. Prepare accordingly.

A.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel

We're all left cold and bare. Best prepare.

.: One size: 22oz (0.65 l)
.: Spill-proof design
.: Scratch and fade resistant
.: BPA free

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