Kill the Church Tapestries

Kill The Church Tapestry

The most subversive statement in the collection — now large enough to be the first thing anyone sees when they walk in the room.

There is something almost comedic about hanging a tapestry on a wall. It's the most medieval, ecclesiastical, cathedral thing you can do with fabric. Kings hung them. Churches hung them. The powerful hung them to declare what they believed and who they were.

This one just says what it means in frosting.

Kill The Church. Save The Man. 666. 666. 666.

Christmas tree cookies on a silver tray with red and green sprinkles — the most disarming vessel imaginable carrying the most loaded theological argument of the modern era. Framed in black like a verdict. Hung where tapestries have always been hung — in the halls of people who aren't afraid of what they believe.

The irony is the point. The sweetness is the point. The fact that it looks like something your grandmother made before you read what it says — that's the whole joke and the whole truth at once.

Hang this and own the room before you say a single word.

A.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel

Sweet enough to serve. Sharp enough to cut.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Multiple sizes (26x36'', 50x60'', 68''x80'', 88''x104'')
.: Blanks sourced from China