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Santa, Satan, Sanat Tee

Santa, Satan, Sanat Tee

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Santa, Satan, Sanat Tee

Three names. One anagram. Zero coincidences.

The front makes the argument without apology. Santa holding a mirror reflecting the devil — the oldest magic trick in the Western world hiding in a red suit every December. Sanat Kumara blazing beside him, sacred heart open, labeled so there's no confusion about who the light actually belongs to. Faith or Fear carved beneath a Pope commanding his flock while a pine cone — the pineal gland, the third eye, the thing the Vatican put in their courtyard and never explained — emanates beside him. Horus watching from the left sleeve. The Vedas and Bhagavad Gita stacked on the right. Every tradition that predates the church, still standing.

Flip it and the message gets quieter — and sharper.

A real church. Storm clouds gathering above the steeple. And below it, Christmas cookies in a tray with icing that reads:

Kill The Church. Save The Man. 666. 666. 666.

Not a call to violence. A call to clarity. The institution was never the message. The man they built it around would be the first to agree.

This is the most dangerous kind of revolt — the kind that makes you think.

A.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel

Same letters. Different gods. You decide.

 

.: Material: 100% brushed polyester
.: Light fabric (5.16 oz/yd² (175 g/m²))
.: Size and care information printed inside the collar
.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

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