Transcripted Transgression Tee

Transcripted Transgression Tee

Every religion is a remix. This shirt has the original tracklist.

The front opens the council — Enki enthroned above the waters of creation, Inanna crowned and sovereign beside him. The ones who were here before the rewrite. Below them, a jester peers through the all-seeing pyramid with Pi at his feet — the fool who knows more than the king — while across from him, a Christ figure stands with Veritas and a pine cone, the pineal gland hiding in plain sight in Renaissance art for centuries. The sleeves carry Krishna and the elephant god watching from both sides, unconcerned with which civilization claimed them last.

Flip it and the dinner table changes everything.

Mary, a child, an Egyptian pharaoh, and figures from across the ancient world all seated together — breaking bread, sharing cups, under a star filled sky. No hierarchy. No chosen people. Just the original family reunion that organized religion spent two thousand years trying to make you forget happened. Abraxas and Horus standing below like bouncers at the door — the Gnostic supreme being and the falcon god of resurrection — both labeled, both unapologetic.

This is the shirt that makes theologians uncomfortable and mystics feel seen.

A.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel They all sat at the same table. Look it up.

.: Material: 100% brushed polyester
.: Light fabric (5.16 oz/yd² (175 g/m²))
.: Size and care information printed inside the collar
.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts