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Kill the Church Puzzle (252, 500, 1000-Piece)

Kill the Church Puzzle (252, 500, 1000-Piece)

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Kill The Church Puzzle 252, 500, and 1000-Piece

The most subversive puzzle you'll ever put on a coffee table.

Christmas tree cookies spelling out the mirror image of the slogan the church used to erase millions of indigenous people. Kill The Indian Save The Man — rewritten in frosting as Kill The Church Save The Man. Same sentence structure. Same logic. The institution's own weapon turned back on itself in the sweetest possible vessel. 666 bookending both rows like punctuation that was always part of the original text.

And now you have to assemble it piece by piece.

There's something perfectly fitting about that. The cookies are already broken into pieces in the box — scattered white and silver fragments of the most loaded theological statement of the modern era waiting to be put back together by whoever was curious enough to open it.

The 252-piece is deceptively simple — mostly white space and silver tray, the words emerging last. The 500 is where the frosting details reveal themselves. The 1000-piece is an exercise in sitting with discomfort long enough to see what you're actually building.

Leave it assembled on the table. Watch what happens to the conversation.

A.R.A. — Artistic Revolt Apparel Sweet enough to serve. Sharp enough to cut.

.: Premium quality puzzle - 96, 252, 500 and 1000 pieces
.: Comes in a thick and rigid mat black cardboard box
.: Printed lid decal to match the puzzle inside

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